Always ends up having strange but funny convos.  Here's a few:

1)
Roomie: My boyfriend is being a lazy butt
Me: lol Oh yeah?
Roomie: He doesn't want to do anything
Me: I know that feeling.
Roomie: Oh god you too!
Me: Bruno Mars understands! *stomps off and plays the lazy song*

2)
Roomie: Hi!
Me: Hey girlie
Roomie: *looks in my bathroom mirror* I look pregnant in this dress, I like this dress, If I was pregnant I would wear this dress.
Me: O.O?!

3)
Roomie: I'm hungry, We should stop at the store to buy food for the house.
Me: I can't I'm broke I have no money, all I have is whats left in my purse. *pulls out two nickles and five pennies*
Roomie: We'll make it work some how
Me: How? By rubbing two pennies together and hoping for more?

4)
Me: *12am* I'm hungry..
Roomie: Eat something
Me: *sings Huevo splash you sexy mother****er*
Roomie: ARE YOU COOKING EGGS?!
Me:Yep!

5)
Me: OMG! Hurry! Run! There's a deer in the backyard!
Roomie: Where?!
Me: OMG, It's bambi and his mom!
Roomie: So cute!
Me: I knew she was still alive! Damn you disney! You lied to me!